Calling Lindsay Vonn and all mudsharks

[Ignatow]

Get your stinky asses ready for your boy or kang nigger Woods. It won the Masters. Charge 2x as much like all decent whores.

[Whitey Ford]

Glad I hate golf. In my age bracket I grew up with Tony Hawk as a sports hero. I'll take Tony and skateboarding over monkeyball any day.

[White Orchid]

Niggers fuck up everything. Can't we humans have anything nice (golf, horse racing, hockey)? Let the apes be restricted to the Nigger Bakettball Association and Nigger Felon League.