Pull Over Philandus Get Instant TNB

[Master Sergeant]

https://www.fayobserver.com/news/20190325/two-sanford-teenagers-charged-after-traffic-stop

Two Sanford teenagers have been charged after a traffic stop by Lee County Sheriff’s Office deputies led to their arrests.

Tyjon Philandus Snipes, 18, was charged with one count of possession with the intent to sell and deliver marijuana, one count of felony maintaining a vehicle used to store and sale an illegal controlled substance, one count of misdemeanor possession of carrying a concealed firearm and one count of misdemeanor possession of drug paraphernalia.

[SC Anemia]

That's one smart assed looking little ape. With any luck, someday soon it's smug face will turn-up on a gross of tacky air brushed t-shirts. Or milk carton, either way is good.

[Master Sergeant]

I can see it now, "Philandus be a good boy, he dindu nuffin, he's enrolled next semester that the community college, he be in the church choir, he's lubs his chillins, he was aspiring rapper".