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Whitey Ford
03-26-2019, 10:07 PM
Joel Osteen’s protégé says the devil is trying to ‘mute’ him after his mistress releases suggestive voicemails (https://archive.fo/MnSvY#selection-621.0-621.110)

Jeebus niggers have been all about the muh dik these days.


Taking to Instagram after a woman with whom he reportedly had an “emotional affair” released embarrassing audio tapes of the two of them speaking, a former associate of Houston megachurch pastor Joel Osteen defended himself and blamed the devil for his predicament.


According to the pastor, who was sent off into the world by Osteen to build his own flock, “I didn’t sleep with anyone. Period. God is my witness. And anyone who I’m accountable to will tell you that when I’m wrong-and I’ve been wrong many times-I’ve admitted, repented and moved forward.”

Lawdee Jeebus.

This is the same magic nigger pastor who came under fire for living in a $1.8 million dollar house (https://www.greenvilleonline.com/story/news/2019/01/19/john-gray-house-relentless-church-pastor/2360826002/) and buying his wife a Lamborghini. (https://www.thestate.com/living/religion/article224179955.html)

Whitey Ford
03-28-2019, 05:51 AM
Pastor who bought wife a Lamborghini begs members to pay $250,000 for church repairs (https://archive.fo/62muv#selection-621.0-621.84)
Muh Holy Ghost! Muh Climate change!


“The Holy Ghost said this to me so I’m going to speak it out, that there is severe weather coming to the region this spring because of all of the climate change and issues,” Gray said. “Whether you understand all the science behind it or not, or agree, I heard the Lord say, ‘I want you to make sure the house is covered so that when storms come people can come in here and be covered.'”

Buck Simian
03-28-2019, 09:12 AM
Whats next? Will he be begging his congregation for money to get the oil changed in that Lamborghini?

The IRS needs to be auditing that fat assed nigger and its entire church. I get the feeling he is abusing his whole church tax exempt and donations status.

Sandy
03-28-2019, 12:39 PM
In dem names obs dem Pappy, da Sprog, and dat Holy Spook.

Whitey Ford
04-01-2019, 09:54 PM
Now the good pastor is threatening local newspapers LOL.
‘I cut people’: Pals of Lamborghini-loving pastor threaten local newspaper during sermon (https://archive.fo/M4bkx)