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SC Anemia
03-07-2019, 03:25 AM
Someone in Los Angeles misplaced a mini-sow.


. The body of a young girl was found near an equestrian walking trail in Hacienda Heights, California, authorities said Wednesday.Los Angeles County Sheriff's deputies said the girl's body, which was in a black duffel bag, was likely dumped late Sunday evening. County workers found the body Tuesday morning while performing maintenance work on the trail.





Authorities pronounced the girl, who investigators think was between 8 and 13 years old, dead at the scene.

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Anyone care to save LAPD some money and hazard a guess as to the cause of death?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/body-young-girl-found-near-hiking-trail-los-angeles-area-n980191

Chimpwhipper
03-07-2019, 06:19 AM
Cause of death: excessive muh dik, or epic ass whoopin after chimpout.

Buck Simian
03-07-2019, 08:44 AM
One of R. Kelly's girlfriends no doubt.

Boy
03-07-2019, 10:01 AM
One of R. Kelly's girlfriends no doubt.

If it was the crime scene would have been urine soaked.

Midder Peenud Hayed
03-07-2019, 05:26 PM
How much you wanna bet the carcass was infected with a niglet?