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Whitey Ford
03-04-2019, 11:21 PM
Brave millennial sells testicles to raise money for Bernie’s 2020 campaign
Another powerful progressive showing support for a future to believe in (https://npcdaily.com/2502/brave-millennial-sells-testicles-to-raise-money-for-bernies-2020-campaign/)

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My heart is set and my mind is made up. Bernie’s promises will make our country into what our founding fathers envisioned. I already donated my life’s savings to the Bernie 2020 campaign but I wanted to donate more. Since I don’t have any personal property and I work a minimum wage job, I sold both of my testicles for $10,000 each and donated all of it to Bernie’s campaign. I’m a little sore but I know it will be worth it in the end.

Jared Michelle, 28, NYU

SC Anemia
03-05-2019, 12:28 AM
Wow what balls. :rimshot

For what it's worth, he might as well. It's a sure bet he isn't now, not ever will be using them.

:facepalm

UpYoursNigger
03-05-2019, 01:44 AM
That is one gay ass looking pussy cuck faggot if i ever seen one. I can't believe it even had balls to donate

Cat fur allergic
03-05-2019, 01:55 AM
The entire herd needs a good cull.

Rape Ape
03-05-2019, 02:28 AM
From the looks of it, that thing's already a steer.

Buck Simian
03-05-2019, 12:51 PM
Its all good, after looking at his picture i am 100% certain he was never going to use them anyways. Not on a woman at least.

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Sheboon DeLuxe
03-05-2019, 01:12 PM
"NPC Daily."

Sandy
03-05-2019, 01:53 PM
So long as it's now guaranteed it can never reproduce, there's no problem. In fact, all the SJWs need to do this. Women should donate their uteruses.

It fits with what that Bronx cunt AOC has been saying anyway, right? Environmentally responsible people shouldn't have kids, she said.

Whitey Ford
03-05-2019, 03:08 PM
Its all good, after looking at his picture i am 100% certain he was never going to use them anyways. Not on a woman at least.

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Bernie supporters are the manliest of men. :lol

https://i.imgur.com/f673C1O.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Lk8nNvP.jpg

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Call Me Bwana
03-05-2019, 03:54 PM
That is one gay ass looking pussy cuck faggot if i ever seen one. I can't believe it even had balls to donate

They were tiny. Really tiny! Smaller than girl’s balls.

Boy
03-05-2019, 05:17 PM
What a fucking fag douche nozzle, I guarantee you that fag is going to become a tranny.

Nappy Meal
03-06-2019, 02:02 AM
Who would pay 10K for this Soy Boy's Nuts!? Wasn't like this thing was ever going to get a chance at reproduction. Yet seriously who pays that much for something completely useless? Other than society for worthless Niggers.

Groid_Rage
03-06-2019, 02:30 AM
It's a satire, you know.

Cat fur allergic
03-06-2019, 02:41 PM
It's a satire, you know.

just notice that on the bottom of the page.

UpYoursNigger
03-06-2019, 04:13 PM
I saw it was satire at the end later also. But you know some of that stuff with donating whatever they have is happening. Cuz they think everything will be free later if that fucking corpse wins

SC Anemia
03-06-2019, 04:44 PM
https://i.imgur.com/f673C1O.jpg



This ^^^ is what you find doing a Google search for 'cuck'.

Jesus! :facepalm