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SC Anemia
10-19-2018, 10:28 PM
Poor bastard! Yikes!

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Ignatow
10-20-2018, 01:27 AM
Black hippo kills horse
Rape Ape
10-20-2018, 01:43 AM
Horse: Goddamn! That thing's bigger and blacker than me! :lol
Sandy
10-20-2018, 04:10 PM
Horses are the most faithful beasts of burden man has known. What other animal could be expected to carry 1000 pounds of pure shit?
Buck Simian
10-21-2018, 09:22 AM
There is no way on Gods green earth that nigger could climb up on top of that horse.
DR Spook
10-25-2018, 07:17 PM
I guess being ridden by it is better than having to fuck it
Cracka Jack
10-25-2018, 09:03 PM
I guess being ridden by it is better than having to fuck it

Hell of a choice. If the horse had opposable digits I'm sure it would pick up a gun and shoot itself in the head in favor of those two options.
MineEvolved
10-27-2018, 04:47 PM
"I'mma eat good for a month and get a new wig offa dis bitch!"
Whitey Ford
10-28-2018, 12:15 AM
Horse: "I wonder if my health insurance plan covers a broken back!"

She Boon: "I want you to do diss sheeyit to muh coochie just like dat donkey did back in Tijuana!"