Get Your Limerick On

[SC Anemia]

There once was a spook named Jamal,
Who thought he was niggest of all.
Then along came Dayvon,
Who pimped-out his mom,
And makes a buck-fitty each call. :lol

[Boy]

A dumb nigger-lover selected
to spread and be niglet-infected.
When labor occurred,
the sow pushed out a turd
which the libtards then promptly elected.

[MineEvolved]

A dumb nigger-lover selected
to spread and be niglet-infected.
When labor occurred,
the sow pushed out a turd
which the libtards then promptly elected.

Excellent.

[Whitey Ford]

A downlow nigger named Barack
liked ridin' on Larry Sinclair's jock
To the ghetto they did go
In a pink limo
To buy some cocaine and crack rock

[MineEvolved]

There once was a man named McCain
A traitor and a taxpayer drain
He once ran for president
By a nigger packing he was sent
Then died from a cancerous brain.

A brown haired gal named Molly
Thought having a nigger was jolly
In quiet earth she now rests
And a jail cell it gets
The end result of her folly

Obama had a son named Trayvon
George Zimmerman he happened upon
Had George on the sidewalk
But Zimm had a glock
So the white hispanic lives on

Katie and Dwight had a sex party
Which produced defective buck Harvey
Dwight hit the road with a song
Katie sits and watches her mong
As he bangs his head on doors daily