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Monkeybash
07-08-2018, 11:23 AM
I posted this story on CO and SS but just realized I didn't put it back up here. This is my favorite first-hand nigger story.

It was the mid-90s and I was delivering pizzas to pay my way through college. A friend of mine who hates niggers was the manager.

The store we were working at was downtown so about half of the employees were niggers, but doing deliveries I didn't have to deal with them that much and the money was actually really good. I would regularly get $10 tips for taking large deliveries to businesses.

My friend was good at steering those orders my way.

Anyway, he was off one day but called in to talk to the shift manager.

This huge-lipped, 250-pound sow answers the phone. They're supposed to say "thank you for calling (place's name)", but five words were apparently too many for a nigger to memorize.

"Thank you for (the place's name)".

My friend answered: "Thank you for (the place's name)?"

"Yeah, you got a problem with dat?!?"

"This is (my friend's name). Do me a favor."

He then walked the sow through a couple of computer screens to get to the time clock page.

"Now clock out and don't ever come back."

Who the hell would hire a nigger to deal with customers?!