Someone Stole Muh Gold TOOFS

[Master Sergeant]

http://www.rockymounttelegram.com/Crime-Reports/2018/05/06/Gold-teeth-grills-stolen-in-vehicle-break-in.html

The Rocky Mount Police Department is investigating the theft of six gold teeth grills and other items taken from a vehicle parked on Falls Road.

Police received a report of a vehicle break-in of a 2013 Chevy Tahoe at 8:15 p.m. April 27 in the 200 block of Falls Road. Taken during the crime were the gold teeth, a Michael Kors purse and watch, a wallet, necklace and an iPad.

[Cracka Jack]

Was sort of hoping there would be a hammer and blood loss involved in this tale.......

[Master Sergeant]

Once can only assume the fetid stench of groid on this one. The car had mostly all Nigger bait except some KFC, muh-poosie and some Kools.

[Buck Simian]

That's ok, tell him to just swing by Gold 4 Ya Mouth, they will fix him up.

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