Sammy The Clown Gets Naked, Pops Balloons With Mouth In Middle Of Road, While Staring Down Some Sows.

[MineEvolved]

Here's another one of those many stories of niggardry, where the headline just doesn't make sense until you dive in...


A man is in custody after standing naked in the road while popping balloons with his mouth, according to Dayton police reports.
Samuel Tumaini, 25, was detained in the Montgomery County Jail on suspicion of public indecency early Monday morning, read the report.

Police were dispatched to Newport Avenue around 12:45 a.m. Monday after a report of a man standing in the road naked while staring off into the distance, according to the report.

On arrival, officers saw the suspect standing in the road, popping balloons with his mouth while naked, read the report.


https://www.whio.com/news/local/report-naked-man-popping-balloons-street-custody/DwW2U9CfGvBOo1Vkatu1bK/

[Boy]

His noggin looks like a milkdud :lol

[Buck Simian]

Crap, right in my town and I missed it.
The nigger was just trying to attract some children no doubt, in fact:


After the suspect was detained, a woman approached the officers and said the man stares at her and her underage niece while they are outside,

[jenkemfactory]

damn naked bowling ball.