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Scourmont
05-03-2017, 03:04 PM
So of all jobs I've worked in my life, I am currently a Wine Specialist at a chain store in my state. The company recently spent several million dollars moving the store I'm at to a new location, the old location having gotten fuxxated over the past 10 years and the new location is well... only slightly less fuxxated but is next to a Navy base and within driving distance of several rich areas so we get mixed clientele to say the least. So the other day these 2 lezbo sheboons come in the store, one looks like she just ate a whole pig and the other looks like she came from Biafra. In typical divide and conquer fashion the fat one waddles off while biafra ho starts wasting my time with 20 stupid questions about wine when I know damn well niggers only drink MD 20/20 or whatever horrible sweet gunk in a bottle they can get their hands on. I'm pretty sure the sowpattamus is ripping us off of whatever she can steal at this point but the other workers are busy with customers at the moment so I can't get them to investigate. Finally I break away from the skinny one and round the corner to the hippo and catch her sticking a 1.75L bottle of crown royal up her dress, I mean WTF?! Where the hell is she gonna put it, up her rotten asscrack? Or worse places? UGH!!! I confronted her about it and of course the "I dindu nuffin" started and they beat a hasty retreat. I did a count on the 1.75L crowns and of course we were missing 3... 3! She stuck 3 of them God knows where before I even got there. You know I really loved it when we first opened, we're not on the bus lines in the new location so Sheequa had to get Tyrone to drive her thieving ass to to the new store so we were blissfully free of crime for a couple months but niggers always find a way to steal.

SC Anemia
05-03-2017, 03:12 PM
"Holland Tunnel Muff" :rofl

Boy
05-03-2017, 03:14 PM
They could move their business to a totally white neighborhood in whiteyville and niggers will find it and steal from them. It's what niggers do, it's in their DNA.