Sow Shits Out Butt Nugget in Hotel Room

[Boy]

Another tax burden and future felon is crapped out.


https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/this-woman-delivered-her-own-baby-in-a-hotel-room-by-following-youtube-videos/ar-AAwlbFr?li=BBnb7Kz&ocid=wispr

[Cracka Jack]

It didn't even know it was constipated.... :nuffins

[Purple Gummed Tree Climber]

and then cut the umbilical cord by clamping it using her shoelaces and cutting it with a knife she carried,

She did it wrong. You're supposed to clamp the nigglet's throat, not the umbilical cord.