Asslifter self-deletes from getting his head stuck between theater seats

[Sandy]

Ateeq Rafiq, a 24-year-old father in Birmingham, England, was seeing a movie on March 9 when he bent down to retrieve a phone that had dropped between the reclining seats.

When Rafiq bent down, the footrest on the electrically-powered seat apparently clamped down on his head, according to the Birmingham Mail newspaper.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-dies-getting-head-stuck-184447624.html

[MineEvolved]

As a lover of cinema, and someone who’s literally beaten the shit out an asslifter for fucking up my movie-going experience in the past, this particular story makes me want to piss my pants in joy.

[Odin's balls]

This is what happens when third world retards are allowed near first world technology.

[jenkemfactory]

electricity and sandniggers don't mix.
it lifted its asshole for the last time.