Sheboon has the power to create earthquakes

[Buck Simian]

This is how messed up my hometown is. They allow this sheboon to get up at city counsel meetings and discuss how it has the powers to take negative energy, direct it into the ground and create earthquakes. She is apologizing to everyone for misusing her powers. The guy sitting over to the left covers up his mouth with a folder to keep from laughing.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eiab4hVtPJc

[Rape Ape]

:rofl

This is more believable than "We wuz kangz!". This and pretty much any sow can cause an earthquake. All they have to do is fall on their fat asses. Case in point:


https://youtu.be/RpxV8GhfiYg