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Gul Dukat
12-31-2017, 08:24 PM
Six world leaders are on a private jet.

Trump, Trudeau, May, Macron, Merkel and Putin.

During the flight both engines fail.

As the plane goes down the pilot says to take the parachutes and jump out the door.

Trump, Merkel, Putin, Macron, May, all take theirs and jump.

As Trudeau goes last, he says to the pilot, "sorry there's none left" and jumps.

The pilot says sarcastically,- "the brains of Canada, just took my back pack."

Sandy
01-06-2018, 02:17 PM
I love that variant of the old joke. Even better if Trump, Putin and the pilot were the last ones, Trump said to them to take the last two parachutes, and the pilot replies, "Don't worry, we have plenty, the others took backpacks."

Cat fur allergic
01-29-2018, 02:17 PM
I like the classic one about Jessie the smartest person on earth variant better :p.

soundwave
01-31-2018, 02:20 AM
I love that variant of the old joke. Even better if Trump, Putin and the pilot were the last ones, Trump said to them to take the last two parachutes, and the pilot replies, "Don't worry, we have plenty, the others took backpacks."

Good one. :lmao