Dindu because muh dick..

[Mushmouth]

2705


DECEMBER 7--A Florida motorist told police that he was in such a rush to meet his girlfriend for a sexual encounter that he did not notice that a cop car with its lights flashing and siren sounding tried to pull him over for speeding and reckless driving.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/booty-call-botched-239176

[Boy]

"He was also arrested in February on a vehicle burglary charge, but prosecutors later dropped the felony case."

:bert

[Rape Ape]

Judge: How does the defendant plead?
Nigger: Muh dik!