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Buckshank
04-20-2017, 06:27 AM
NAME_____________

GANG______________

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1. Lajames has an AK47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?

2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is S85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's S800 per day Crack habit?

4. Raul wants 10 cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW. 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10.000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter !s 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. cans of spray paint with 20% paintleft over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph. Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. It it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gels whacked?

Lady Bastille
04-20-2017, 04:32 PM
You forgot the Dinosaur Banks test answers as well as Tyler Durden's deep talks into Hiroshima conspiracies.

Gallo
04-20-2017, 04:39 PM
#5 is a trick question.

That 4x4 is most likely a manual transmission.

Niggers can't drive a stick :lol

CoonTownYT
04-20-2017, 08:29 PM
#9 is also a trick question. Lafawnda would just as soon have a pet ghost.

Sheboon DeLuxe
04-24-2017, 05:13 PM
#9 is also a trick question. Lafawnda would just as soon have a pet ghost.

:lmao